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Prussia x Pregnant! Reader-Cravings
WARNING: Humor, Angry reader, Food, Babies and ect.
Human named used.

"Verdammit, Gilbert! Where the hell are you?" You screamed, lying in your bed with pain and hunger. Being 5 months pregnant was the worst. Yeah you didn't have any period, but now you suffer from back pain, mood swings and worst of all hunger. You were one of those girls who always wanted to be a mother but never realized the pain and agony of it. You cried from the pain. It hurts when you vomit and if you didn't get food you would go all She-Hulk on everyone.

It didn't help that your husband was a stubborn man. Right now he wasn't his "Awesomeness" like he always says. Yes, you love him with all your heart but even you had to admit that he was sometimes annoying. Now that you are thinking about him. You wondered what he thought of this entire situation. Was he happy that he will be a father? Or did he hate the idea and leave you when he had the chance? The thought of the second question made you cry. But truth is stranger then fiction.  He was glad to be an upcoming father what he hated was the mood swing and the weird cravings.

You finally heard some steps and in your room entered your husband, Gilbert with a tray filled with pancakes with cheese and onions and lemon juice. "Gotterdammit,_________. I was just in the kitchen making you your…Uhh…uhhh…." He didn't know what to call this "treat". He rather like eating pancakes with syrup. He put the tray in your lap and sat next to you.  He watched silently while you ate your "food". He was kind of horrified at the sight. You were a vacuum cleaner when it came to food.  When you finally finished your "food" you looked at him straight in the eye and said(in a low demonic voice): "More food…"

Deep down Gilbert didn't know what he was more afraid of. The things you label as "food" or you. He knew that if he didn't go get you food it would be like catastrophic.  "O-okay _________ . V-vhat do you vant?" You notice he was getting scared. You tried to relax yourself. Yes you were pregnant but you yourself know that you didn't have to be a bitch about it. You put one of your hands on one of his cheeks and said: "Anything.  Just as long as it's eatable and delicious."  Gilbert looked at you calm.  He knows he had to be gentle with you. Not only are you his wife and the mother of his child but you were his beloved. He loved you but he had a hard time saying it. It was weird that his "Awesomeness" would be thrown down by a woman. He was shocked when you accepted to be Mrs.Beilschmidt.

He looked at you and got off the bed. " I am going to get you the food. I will be back soon." With that he left the room and went to his car to get you the food. Hours passed and he wasn't there yet. You began to cry. Thinking he left you for good. Thinking that he hated you and the punishment you put him. He hated you, he hated that you married him, he hated that you got pregnant and he hated the child. You began to cry not knowing all the trouble he was in trying to get you some food.

"Luddy! West! Ludo! LUDWIG OPEN THE MUTTERFICKEN DOOR RIGHT NOW!" Gilbert screamed. He went to Kiku's house, Feliciano and Lovino's house, Ivan's house, Alfred's house and even to Roderich's house to get you some food. Gilbert's younger brother, Ludwig finally opens the door and sees his older brother exhausted and tired. Even if you don't see it Ludwig cared a lot for his older brother, being his only family and all. "Vhat is it, Gilbert? You look tired? What happened?" Gilbert looked at Ludwig a bit angered. "Well ________ has cravings and mood swings. She's screaming at me and blaming me for making her fat and pregnant! It doesn't help that she vomits everywhere and sand constantly faints! You know sometimes I doubt she even loves me."

"Sigh." Ludwig kept clam. He knew they loved each other but this pregnancy has left them angered and exhausted. "Look.  Vhat if I give you some wurst  and potatoes. And I go with you to help with making food and __________?" Gilbert looked amazed at Ludwig. "You would really help me, Ludwig?" He looked at him calmly. "Yes, because you are my big brother and ________ is my sister-in-law. I love you both and I would like to see my soon to be nephew or niece." Gilbert agreed to that and he and Ludwig got in their cars.

Meanwhile, back at your house. You didn't see to…good…"GILBERT!!!"  Yes you finally cracked. Not only were you hungry but you were sad and angry.  You thought that Gilbert finally left you. You thought he would never come back and attend to you. That he hated you. You broke everything in your house. From furniture to walls(remember now you have the strength of Hulk). Nothing would come to end your rage.

Gilbert and Ludwig finally got home and what they saw was not pretty. They were greeted with broken walls and couches.  Even Gilbird wasn't spared. His cage was dent and he was on a corner paralyzed."GILBIRD!!!" Gilbert reacted when he picked up his bird. "Gilbert!" Ludwig looked at Gilbert angry because he was paying more attention to his bird than his She-Hulk of a wife. "Oh sorry." Gilbert got up and went to the living room with Ludwig. There you were breaking everything in sight.  When you finally saw Gilbert you were both relieved and angered. He went to hug you and you began to cry. "I thought you left me. I thought you hated me." Gilbert was shocked at your confession. "I love you________. Vhy vould I leave the second awesomest person in the world?"

"Well…I thought you hated the thought of being a father. And I...I'm sorry." Gilbert patted your back. "It's okay. Hey I brought you food and Ludwig is here to help." You didn't realized Ludwig until Gilbert mentioned him. "Oh-hello Ludwig." Ludwig looked at you and walked over you and put his hand on your shoulder. "Hello ____________."  You began to look at the mess you made. You recked the whole place. "Hey if Ludwig is here to help. Ludwig could you please clean this…after the food is made?" Ludwig gulped. "Alright I will get to it."

You sat in a chair while Gilbert and Ludwig prepared food.

4 Months Later…

"Push!" You were finally giving labor. You thought bearing the baby was hard imagine giving birth. "PUSH!" You tried but it hurt. You were holding Gilbert's hand. Which was a dark shade of purple. "GILBERT!!!" You screamed out the top of your lungs. "Verdammitt, woman. I'm here and you are breaking my hand!" Gilbert was relieved that the baby was coming out but He didn't think it would be like this. "PUSH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH…" You screamed. You just wanted the baby out. You wanted to finally get the baby out and finally get out of this misery. "It's out!" You and Gilbert were finally relived. "Wait I see another one!" Your eyes widen. "VHAT?!" You said to the doctor amazed. "No wonder you were so bitchy." Gilbert said. You looked at him with a violent stare. "You didn't know you were having twins!?" You and him both looked at the doctor. "No.  We never went to check if I even had a boy or a girl." The doctor looked at you. "Oh well. Here it comes."

"Congratulations you have a girl and a boy." You finally hold your baby. "Well we are finally parents." Gilbert looked at you holding the other baby. "Yeah. But you know that now it will be even harder. " Your eyes widen not because you were surprised but because you imagined your future.  "Umm…_______________?" You got out of the trance. "Oh sorry." Ludwig entered the room with balloons and a big teddy bear.  You were impressed to see a tough man like Ludwig with a teddy bear. But the one surprised was Ludwig seeing two babies instead of one.  "So you had twins?" You both look at him ." Yes. No worry we were impressed too."

"So what are their names?" Ludwig asked. You and Gilbert looked at each other and realized you never gave them names. "Mmm…The girl is called Maria and the boy…" You were thinking of a boy's. "He's Gilbert "the Awesome" Jr." Gilbert replied. Yeah it didn't give him time to go back to his old self again. You sighed. "And yes Maria and Gilbert Jr. what a surprise." You said sarcastically. "Oh I can't vait until he's older. So I could teach him how to be Awesome just like his father." You rolled your eyes. "Let's just see what the future has in stored." You said while you looked at your wonderful but futurely frightening children.

Requested by :iconhyperlovecookie:

Well I finally finished my first request. Now another 130 to go.

I had the idea for this one when I was about to sleep. In that same moment I had ideas for 3 others. I know I fail but atleast I tried.

I hope the requester(and everyone who reads it) enjoy reading it.

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PerfectAngel0 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015
SallyNight22 Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
sunflower246135 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015
Wait. So reader-chan didn 't know she was a having twins? Didn't she have medical appointments to know if the baby's alright? Not even a scan? If there wasn't any scans, then the size of the belly should have been good enough if a hint, even without mesuring it... It's a good story! But it's unlikely for a pregnant woman not to know this kind of thing.
dugherowngrave Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Are you REALLY looking for logic in a fandom where countries are human and have talking animals?
sunflower246135 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015
dugherowngrave Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Then I got bad news for you.
Hetalianprincess12 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
I laughed to much during this story...
._. Sorry I couldn't help it.
piplup245 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
Lillica424 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Student Artist
I think you should make a second part to this... Like where the kids are older... AND I think the Girl should look like Prussia and the boy looking like the reader.. That would be pretty awesome if you did that... I would cry tears of joy... Big happycry
dugherowngrave Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I really think that's a great idea. I might do it but I doubt people might read it.
AnimeKitty2014 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014
ill read it
Lillica424 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Student Artist
No I think people would read it!! Your a great writer so why wouldn't they?!
dugherowngrave Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Because I'm not a great writer.
Lillica424 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Student Artist
Why so negative? Your a great writer trust me! Your a whole lot better then I will ever be...
Random0806 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
His cage was dent and he was on a corner paralyzed made me laugh so hard
SakuraDrowned Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
OMFG THAT ENDING THO "your wonderful but futurely frightening children." OMG I-
does this mean
Gigglingfandom Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014
I laughed harder than I should have in this story
Sakurai-sanxIceland Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
either way the husband might end up with a cast...especially if da girl is yandere/tsundere...
tetocat100 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
KillerKitty115 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
shehulk? wow...
Ladyebug88 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Cuuuute! Wow those cravings were weird.... the weirdest thing I craved during pregnancy was a hot and spicy pickle with honey on it! XD
shadowlinkgirl Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
so cute
limm23 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013
Its kinda funny because MY NAME IS MARIA ha what a coincidence
shippotannya Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013
Did you know Fem! Prussia's name is Maria?
limm23 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013
I had no clue ...... IM AWESOME. .... but still not as awesome as prussia
IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconsqueeplz: I love it
animeloverforlife3 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013
paaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrttttt 2222222222222222222222222
Sakurai-sanxIceland Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i'm scared that when im married i'll have twins and a husband w/ brokenhands :iconyuicraiplz:
russiarussia Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
so... does that mean ill be a bitch when im pregnant too? lol
Ladyebug88 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It depends. I had 4 and I was only bitchy with two pregnancies... every woman is different and so is every pregnancy. =D
Sakurai-sanxIceland Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i think every woman will... :iconyuihuhplz:
lovekitsunenaru Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i dont think sakurai is right ladyebug is right in two things cn prove it her story and my mom never was like that i have a yunger brother so i know and + my dad sead it was the same with me and my older sister lol 
bearlove41 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
Great story! :D
BlueLight01 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awwwwwww! Prussia is a daddy! That is both totally Awesome and frighting at the same time
I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Animehetalialover Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
This is basically me when I have PMS......
kentaka123456 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Love it! But i don't think i would be that much a a bitch....
emoanimegurl1000 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
damn.... Im a bitch xD but i love food... Ooooh i cant wait to be a mommy. :iconhappyskipplz:
MoreAWriter Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013
Frick yes I will take it XD
Love this so much and maigawd I want a nother one XD
germanpuppydog Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
You didn't know you were having twins?!?!?! Pshh no.
Mitchie98 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist
God, I would never survive that and if I do, I will be scarred for life. Good story. Loved it.
niaoswan Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Definitely cute!
Eemapso Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i was just a regular ole' bitch now wasn't i :iconlaughplz:
XxSoulEater078xX Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I LOVE how the doctor's like "There's another one!" and Gilberts like "No wonder youve been bitchy!" LOL I LOVE IT!
FyeahShittyHetaliaOC Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is so... :'''D
SenpaiLovesYou Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Student Writer
:heart: I don't know why but I like stories like this
RandomGurlonthenet Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Wait.. My friend is my DAUGHTER NOW?!?! xDD
((LOL My BFF's name is Maria))
ImmaNinjaPplz Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
Does she look like you and Prussia? Lol... Very awkward XD My Grandma's middle name is Maria XD (Or was it her first name? Damn Grandmas and complicated names...)
wakalover2 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012  Student General Artist
oh no. gil is gonnsa teach mai kids 2 be awsome. FLEE IN TERROR.
rubicondipatrizia Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm not very good at reading English. I find in it something kafkiano ;)
dugherowngrave Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Do you know Spanish? Because I am a Spanish speaker and I can translate it into Spanish.
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